Gamer Bling Deathmatch #1
GameMastery Item Cards vs. Fantasy Mint Tokkens
| Category | Item Cards | Tokkens |
|---|---|---|
| Price per Pack | $3.49 to $19.99 | $3.19 |
| Price per Card | 18-29 Cents Each | 63 Cents Each |
| Price per Pound | $44-$72 | $25.88 |
| Size | 63 x 88 x 0.5 mm | 63 x 90 x 3 mm |
| Material | 12 point C2S cardboard | tin |
| Flexibility (either kind) | High | None |
| Requires Gamemaster Intervention | Yes | No |
| Nutritional Benefits | Fiber | Iron |
| Alternate Use | Small Fan | Tiny Serving Tray |
| Apocalyptic Zombie-Movie Utility Option | Non-Absorbent Wound Dressing | Non-Wounding Shuriken |
| Chewability | High | Low |
| Likelihood of Getting One Jammed Under Your Fingernail | Moderate | Remote |
| Pain Level of Getting One Jammed Under Your Fingernail | Moderate | Excruciating |
| Greatest Player Threat | They Write on Them | They Try to Keep Them |
| Greatest Non-Gamer Threat | Spilled Soda | Rust Monsters |
| Favored Enemy | Happy Little Trees | Harmless Lumpy Rocks |
| Tabletop Presence | Stacks Easily | Hits the Table with Authority |
| Biggest Drawback | Is Not a Chick Magnet | Sets Off Metal Detectors |
| Are the Items Depicted Floating in Timeless Space? | Yes (sigh) | Yes (sigh) |
| Biggest Ethnic Annoyance | Unexplained German Industrial-Music Glyphs | Website Keeps Asking to Install Chinese Fonts |
The winnah: you!
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