It’s Gamer Bling’s birthday today, but instead of having his own party, he is going to support Mythic Party, along with fellow Musketeers Steve Gerke and Keith Baker.

Steve Gerke cleverly nabbed the name Aramis, leaving Keith and Yours Truly to squabble over Athos (which sounds like a body part) and Porthos (which sounds like “portly” and is, therefore, the one that Gamer Bling should logically choose, especially given Keith’s elflike build).

In any event, Gamer Bling will be donating his own personal given-to-him-by-the-coolest-man-in-gaming Ultimate DM Screen of Dooooom! to the swag pool at Mythic Party. Yes, that’s right, you could walk off with the Ultimate DM Screen of Dooooom! at Gen Con and return home to mock your friends! Mock mock mock!

Of course, if all of you attending Mythic Party really want to be clever, no one should bid anything for the charity. Then everybody gets to raid the swag pile for free. But… in a classic prisoner’s dilemma, if just one person bids one penny, they’d be the high bidder, and that person would get first choice in the swag pile, and…

Oh, heck, just bid your guts out. There’s an Ultimate DM Screen of Dooooom! involved, and it’s all for charity, and it’s all deductible, and Gamer Bling could seriously use an ego stoking right now.

Joe Bob says “Check it out.” Or he would if he were a Gamer Bling fan.

~ by Gamer Bling on 1 August 2010.

One Response to “Dooooomsday!”

  1. Happy Birthday! I think you’re confused. You are supposed to receive gifts on your birthday, not give them away :>D. That’s awesome you are donating your DM Screen of Doom. One very lucky person will be walking away with it. If I were going to GenCon I would be bidding right now. Good luck, and I hope it brings in a ton of money for the charity.

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